May 2013
ju-ke:
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
snorlaxatives:
it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle
1 tag
ruraljackdaw:
psilentasincjelli:
ruraljackdaw:
voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
paulyoptosaurus:
msjewbooty:
paulyoptosaurus:
petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday
wednesay
not what i had in mind but im flexible
matturday:
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
macarena-of-time:
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
peanutbuttarunna:
a-fucking-creeper:
mareeps:
they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
fake-mermaid:
theanti90smovement:
there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars
unless that one person is me
weirdsynthnoises:
urqtgf:
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
shutupaubrey:
you:
me:
dampsandwich:
houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
so I’m more or less in love with UO send help
palmtree19:
catholicnun:
annawintour:
catholicnun:
someone urban dictionary me
I WASH THE DISHES AND MOW THE LAWN AND CLEAN MY ROOM AND VACCUUM THE HOUSE AND I DO THINGS
you’re welcome
2 tags
peni5breath:
crispyweave:
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
dekutree:
catholicnun:
i shoould watch netflix
i love that show
dietchola:
caraknightley:
remember when peyton dressed up like a hillbilly and dragged a corn around school
damonwells:
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
goldenclitoris:
hello. is your freezer running? shit. i mean, is your freezer refrigerator? running freezer. bye
