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obesitycore:

panic at the disco pre split  

pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

  • draw pentagram
  • sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD

beyoncebeytwice:

i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive

nicki-minaj-a-trois:

LMFAO’s career 

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

cmonvietnam:

this is my contribution to the pro-dallon movement

cmonvietnam:

this is my contribution to the pro-dallon movement

cmonvietnam:

this is my contribution to the pro-dallon movement

richwhitelesbian:

im so glad i met the internet

(Source: nintendoggystyle)

niggapus:

when teachers tell you that wikipedia isn’t a reliable source

thatsmoderatelyraven:

this girl i know moved here from someplace northwest and she was like “can i have some pop” and i was like i dont know what the heck youre talking about and you cant have any